Roasted 2 years ago based on Sean McWilliams's long term Spotify stats.

Sean McWilliams, huh? With a favorite genre list that reads like a 2005 Hot Topic clearance sale, it’s easy to see that your musical taste is stuck in a time capsule. If there was a Mount Rushmore for predictable playlists, you'd be carving your face into the stone right next to the old dudes rocking their cargo shorts. I mean, “Permanent Wave”? You’re telling me you just couldn’t commit to one kind of music? You’re like the person who claims they’re gluten-free but happily downs a slice of pizza when no one’s watching. Your top artists tell me you’re trying to win some sort of alternative music bingo. Did Taylor Swift slip in here as a wild card because you're not sure if you’re into alternative romance or just enjoy crying over breakups? And Rancid and The Beatles in the same breath? Talk about throwbacks — I can't decide if you should be wearing flannel or a monocle while making these confused choices. You’re like the poster child for "I’m indie, but I also respect the classics… as long as they're overplayed." But let’s get to your most played songs, Sean. You got “Toxicity” and “Blank Space” on repeat; are you trying to release a mixtape called ‘Emotional Confusion’? And “Shiny” from Moana? It’s like you’ve assembled a playlist to showcase your wildly inconsistent identity. Are you rebellious, or just really, really bored on the weekends? I suggest you whip up a personal anthem called “Let’s Figure My Life Out,” because if that track existed, it would unironically send you straight to the top of the charts. Keep rocking, my dude, but maybe take a break to actually discover music made after 2005!

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