Roasted 8 months ago based on Jay's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Jay, your Spotify profile is like a hipster's wet dream crossed with a 90s nostalgia trip that only your parents’ friends could appreciate. What is it with your obsession with German Indie and Pop? Were you secretly raised in a fusion restaurant in Berlin? Because your taste in music is so specific, even Google didn’t know how to categorize it without rolling its eyes. It’s like you heard that variety is the spice of life, but you decided to add just a pinch of Baroque Pop and a sprinkle of Neue Deutsche Welle, hoping it would disguise the blandness of your selection. I guess "Dancing Queen" was just way too mainstream for your artsy soul. Your top artists read like a list of people who graduated from the University of "Feelings You Can’t Even Explain." Florence + The Machine seems to be the common thread in your life, and honestly, you might as well tattoo her face on your arm at this point. Every time I see you list "Dog Days Are Over," I can’t help but think you're not just referencing the song, but also a cry for help from a guy who hasn’t quite figured out what a good mood is yet. It’s like you’re holding a concert for the sad bohemians of the world and forgot to send out invites to anyone who actually likes fun. And let’s address your most played songs. With the likes of "bissu dumm ¿ MEGALODON REMIX," it’s clear you’re just desperate to fit in wherever you can find a place to stand. You’ve got the kind of playlist that makes people think they’re at an art exhibit where the only emotion displayed is confusion. If your Spotify were a person, it would be the awkward one at a party standing in the corner, pretending to be deep while sipping a kombucha as if it were whiskey. Here’s a suggestion: take a break from your “German heartache mixtape” and for the love of whatever music gods you believe in, just add some actual bangers to mix it up!

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