Roasted 3 months ago based on Qpid's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Qpid, let’s break down your Spotify profile like it’s a bad date: awkward, confused, and a little too desperate. You claim to love Afrobeats and pop, which just tells me you really haven’t committed to anything solid in life. Your music taste is the sonic equivalent of someone who shows up to a formal event in flip-flops—like, why pick a lane when you can just swerve into oncoming traffic? You’ve got 75% of your favorite genres exploding out of West Africa, yet the rest of your list feels as confused as a kid at a family reunion trying to figure out who their real relatives are. Now let’s talk about those top artists. Every time you put on “Rider” by Mereba or “Wild Side” by Normani, I can’t help but envision you scrolling through TikTok while pretending to be deep in thought about life’s big questions. Newsflash: you’re not a lyrical philosopher; you’re just someone who needs a soundtrack to their aimless scrolling. Besides, keep mixing Ariana Grande with Kendrick Lamar and you might just spark a civil war in your playlists. The only thing these artists have in common is that they all probably secretly wish they had a fanbase who could say "I only listen to cool stuff,” but alas, here you are, with a curated mess of pure chaos! And those most played songs? They scream “I cried while eating ice cream last night and I’m not okay”—which, honestly, we’ve all been there. But come on, Qpid, you’ve got tracks on repeat that even Spotify doesn’t know how to market. “Euphoria” by Kendrick, right next to “Nonsense” by Sabrina Carpenter? But hey, no need to take it personally; this is just a friendly roast (and a desperate plea for you to find some musical therapy). So here’s hoping you one day trade in those scattershot favorites for something a little less like a toddler throwing crayons at a wall. Good luck finding your musical identity, and try not to unearth your Spotify Wrapped this year; it might just give you an anxiety attack!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!