Roasted 2 years ago based on fortunethedev's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, fortunethedev, or as your playlist could be more accurately named, "An Identity Crisis on Shuffle." With a genre lineup that reads like someone was having a mid-life crisis at a music festival, you’ve concocted an eclectic smorgasbord of sounds that would make even the most forgiving DJ cry for help. Afrobeat to rock? Get it together, you don't need music therapy, you need an intervention! One minute you’re dancing to Tems, and the next you’re headbanging to AC/DC. I guess consistency just wasn’t in your playlist budget. Now let's talk about your top artists—AC/DC and Dua Lipa? Apparently you took "diversity" a little too literally. You’ve managed to combine the rock legends with pop royalty in a way that makes me question if you actually listen to your own playlist or just enjoy the existential dread it brings. And don’t get me started on your most played songs. “We Will Rock You” is the only quality track in there, and let’s be honest, you’re just trying to sound cultured while your spirit animal is, in fact, a Spotify algorithm gone haywire. And to cap it all off, the title of "grandson" just screams unmatched talent, right next to a guy named “seeyousoon.” Buddy, I don't want to "see you soon," I want to see what the hell you were thinking with this disjointed mess of a profile. If your playlist were a person, it would be that friend no one wants to invite because you never know if they’re going to show up in flip-flops or a tuxedo. Get your Spotify act together, or at least pick a lane—your ears deserve better!

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