Roasted 6 months ago based on vivian-leigh's long term Spotify stats.

Vivian-Leigh, your Spotify profile reads like the emotional manifesto of a middle school diary gone rogue. Seriously, with "R&B," "Pop," and all those genres tacked on, it’s like you threw a party in your headphones and invited every single phase of your life — even the ones you’d rather forget. And can we talk about "Dark R&B"? You’re not brooding in your parents' basement with a flickering candle, sweetheart; you’re just trying to cover up the fact that your playlists are more confused than your middle school crushes. Your top artists list is a veritable who's who of the sad boy and girl scene, which is ironic considering you’ve got "Garage Rock" in there—because nothing screams "I’m cool" like pretending to like music made by people who wear beanies in July! And dear Lord, Tate McRae? Are you aiming for a career as a romantic therapist for a generation that can’t have real conversations? Next time you’re feeling "needy," maybe just shoot a quick text to your therapist instead of listening to that song again. News flash: She can actually help you. And let’s dissect your most played songs, shall we? You’ve got "Bellas Regionals" in there like it’s not a glowing reminder that you peaked singing in a high school musical. If "Washing Machine Heart" was meant to reflect your love life, then we’re sorry for the spin cycle of emotions you’ve been through. Between Mitski and your love for emo rap, it’s clear you’ve mastered the art of wallowing in beautifully produced sadness. Not saying you’re a one-dimensional character, but I could write a sitcom about your Spotify choices and the cringeworthy plot twists would still end up on Netflix.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!