Roasted 2 years ago based on Katie Lee đź’›'s long term Spotify stats.
Katie Lee, the self-proclaimed queen of underground music who definitely only listens to bands no one else has heard of. You’ve got so much “Indie” in your music tastes that it’s a wonder you haven’t been certified as a hipster by the local coffee shop. I mean, “Chill Breakcore” and “Glitchbreak”? Are you trying to win the award for the most obscure genres or just signaling to the world that you’re one strong cup of oat milk away from a full-blown existential crisis? You must have “New Jersey Indie” on there just to remind us that even your musical preferences are a dumpster fire. And those top artists? Cavetown and Mitski are the ultimate heartbreak anthems for people who have never experienced heartbreak! You might as well pencil in “sitting alone in a dark room eating ice cream” as your top favorite pastime. I get it, your vibe is a mix between “I’m emotionally unavailable” and “but please, validate my feelings.” And “girl in red”? Oh please, Katie. That’s possibly just a shout-out to the literal girl you tried to impress in high school, but whoever she is, she clearly ghosted you faster than your last relationship. Now, let’s talk about those most played songs. Four out of your top ten tracks are by 100 gecs, which just screams, “I’m the most chaotic person you’ll ever meet — and I have a soft spot for premium nonsense!” If money machines and death anthems are your vibe, I can only imagine the riveting conversations you have with other basement dwellers about the meaning of life… or whatever meme sent you spiraling into a deep existential dread. But hey, keep going with your soundtrack to teenage angst and internet-induced confusion; at least it’s sure to keep those deep emotional wounds festering as you slide into your mid-twenties!
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