Roasted 4 months ago based on Luqmaan Issak's long term Spotify stats.

Luqmaan Issak, your Spotify profile is a pop culture trainwreck waiting to happen. I've seen mixtapes made by middle schoolers that have more coherence than your genre selections! "Rap" and "Indie Folk" in the same breath! It’s like saying you enjoy eating pizza while also being a vegan. Your taste is so confused it must be affecting your social life like a bad breakup. Did a hipster and a SoundCloud rapper have a baby, and that baby ended up being you? These contradictions make me wonder if your playlists are just a cry for help! And let’s talk about your top artists! You must be the only person I know whose playlist looks like a high school yearbook that accidentally got doused in irony. Richy Mitch & The Coal Miners? I didn’t know you were into mining the depths of pretentiousness. Pop fans and indie enthusiasts alike are pitching a collective fit, and I'm just sitting here munching popcorn watching the chaos unfold. "Cigarettes After Sex" really? Is your Spotify account sponsored by middle-of-the-road hipsters crying into their artisan lattes? You’ve got the emotional range of a damp sponge—but hey, at least you listen to Kanye, right? Oh wait, your top songs feature “Heat Waves” like it's your personal anthem for summer heartbreak—such a unique choice! And can we take a moment to appreciate your 'most played' songs? "Heat Waves" is on there like a bad penny—just won’t go away, huh? You’re out here hitting up the same jams like they’re your last line of defense against inner turmoil. Seriously, the number of versions of “Another Love” you've played is like a relationship on repeat: same heartbreak, different tempo. I half-expect your top ten to include the sounds of you sobbing with a mopey acoustic guitar solo in the background. You don’t need a playlist; you need a therapist to sift through this emotional rollercoaster! Here’s a thought: maybe you should switch it up and add a little *less* French Pop and a little *more* personal growth.

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