Roasted 3 months ago based on Faiz's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Faiz, let’s break down your Spotify profile. With a favorite genre list that reads like a spicy curry gone haywire, it’s clear you’re trying to be a global music connoisseur but ended up being the head chef in a Punjabi food truck. Honestly, half those genres listed sound like they’re in a competition to see how many "Desi" words can fit into a title—and spoiler alert, you’ve won. If it wasn’t for the occasional "Latin" flavor in your mix, I’d honestly think Spotify was about to flag you for cultural appropriation. Your top artists are as diverse as a buffet line, but let's be real: if Karan Aujla started a support group for fans suffering from "overexposure," you’d be the first member. The amount of heart you put into that man's music suggests you have either experienced a major breakup or you’re just deeply committed to avoiding the mainstream. And sure, we’ve all seen your playlist; it’s not a set of bangers, it’s more like a public service announcement about the effective use of earplugs. Most played songs? Sweet Moses, if I see another tear-jerking ballad mixed with 'someday I’ll get it', I might just assume you’re single and haven’t been back to the club since 2019. Between Rufus Wainwright and Karan Aujla, there’s enough emotional range here to warrant a therapy session. But you’ve acknowledged your love for both "Punjabi Pop" and "Drake"—a true testament to personal chaos: the emotional depth of a Shakespearean masterpiece paired with the lyrical content of a frat party. Keep on rocking that confusion, Faiz; the world clearly needs to hear your personal soundtrack of regret and redemption!

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