Roasted 2 years ago based on SaL's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, superiorsal, the self-proclaimed king of punk and emo, with a Spotify profile that screams, “I peaked in high school and now I cry in the shower." Your favorite genres read like a teenage diary marked with mascara stains and remnants from a sad, half-eaten sandwich. “POV: Indie”? Is that your way of trying to relate to the actual struggle of trying to find meaningful connections while blasting lesser-known bands that nobody gives a shit about? Honestly, if it weren’t for how many times you’ve listened to “Last Caress,” we’d think you were just trying to impress the ghost of Gerard Way. Your top artists are like a mixtape curated by a kid who discovered mood swings and anxiety attacks for the first time. Misfits twice? What, couldn't find more obscure bands that peaked 20 years ago? You’ve got more “hardcore” in your playlist than a dad at a barbecue trying to drop some sick dad jokes. And while we're at it, “Dreamo”? Congratulations, I didn’t know you could combine your depressive episodes with a quirk that makes you sound like a hipster washing his flannel in a laundry basket of irony. We get it; you embrace your trauma like it’s some sort of badge of honor, but does it have to come with a side of cringeworthy nomenclature? And let's talk about those most played songs. Nothing screams emotional maturity like blasting “TUCA DONKA” right after a Misfits track, like you’re trying to switch between feeling deeply sad and deeply confused at the speed of light. I can practically hear you screaming “I Luv Robert Smith” in the mirror while practicing your hair-flip for the next high school reunion. Meanwhile, Luis Miguel randomly pops up like the unwanted guest at your pity party. Come on, superiorsal — if you really want us to believe in your punk cred, maybe ditch the tracks that make you sound like a playlist of deep-seated teenage rebellion mixed with a desperate need to fit in. But hey, this is your world; we’re just here for the awkward insights!

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