Roasted 2 years ago based on kathy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Kathy, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a really pretentious anime that nobody asked for. "Visual Kei" and "Japanese Power Metal"? Is this a music taste or a case study for a PhD thesis in weeb culture? Every time someone sees your favorites, they immediately picture you in an oversized hoodie, gulping down bubble tea while yelling at the sky for emotional release. You must be the only person who thinks “Nu Metal” sounds like a good idea and not a cry for help! Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of bands that peaked in the early 2000s, right before the world collectively decided to move on. DIR EN GREY? More like DIR EN "I-hope-someone-makes-me-a-meme" because no one should be vibing this hard to music that sounds like a breakdown at a high school talent show. And don't even get me started on MEJIBRAY. I didn't realize they were still producing music—did someone dig them out of a time capsule or something? And those songs? You really need to rethink your life choices if "DIE KUSSE" is in your most played. It’s like playing a game of emotional roulette, and I can’t help but feel you’re perpetually one existential crisis away from starting a fan club for people who insist that crying to metal is a valid coping mechanism. Grab a therapist before you grab your next playlist, because the way you listen to "变なメリーゴーランド" sounds like a plug for an emotional therapy service we never knew we needed! Get it together, Kathy!

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