Roasted 8 months ago based on monyet lepas's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Haikal, where do I even begin with your Spotify profile? You’ve got more "Phonk" genres than a laundromat has settings, and I'm pretty sure “Brazilian Phonk” is just code for "I’m trying too hard to be different, but really, I’m just lost." Your playlist looks like an avant-garde art installation: a strange mix of sounds that even your earbuds are questioning why they’re still plugged in. Honestly, I didn’t know there were that many flavors of “Indonesian Pop” and "Indorock"—isn’t it just the same thing repeated until someone accidentally hits the “glitch” button? Your top artists read like a rejected score from a middle school video game soundtrack competition. “Smg4” and “CG5”? I’m surprised you didn’t throw in “Minecraft Sounds” and try to pass it off as indie music. Your taste screams “I still play with action figures” but with that added twist of thinking you’re a musical connoisseur. Honestly, have some respect for your ears; they deserve better than a playlist that sounds like a YouTube rabbit hole gone dangerously wrong! And let’s talk about those top songs. You’re telling me “Fireflies” by Owl City and “STAY” with Justin Bieber are your go-to jams? That's like saying your culinary expertise is mastering the art of microwaving pizza rolls. You’re living in a nostalgic loop while the rest of us are trying to figure out if we should stop and take pity on your taste or call it a performance art piece. Life is too short to be vibing to a mix that resembles your diary entries from 7th grade. You might want to look into music that doesn’t make you sound like you’re stuck in an emotional time machine, buddy.

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists