Roasted 1 year ago based on Andres's long term Spotify stats.

Andres, your Spotify profile is like a high school goth kid's diary – full of existential angst and wildly pretentious music choices. Seriously, with a list of genres that sounds more like a set of IKEA instructions than a music taste, I half-expect to find some heart-wrenching poetry about your tragic love life in here too. “Djent”? That’s just a noise from your parents’ basement when they can’t find the light switch. If you ever hit the "shuffle" button, the universe might just explode from the sheer weight of your angst. Your top artists read like a who’s who of "name-drop your friends in the underground scene to prove you're cooler than everyone else" list. Sleep Token? Is that a band name or a polite way to describe your sleep habits? And let's be honest here – “progressive metal” might as well be called “I-have-absolutely-no-life-outside-of-my-gear-setup.” The only thing “progressive” about your music taste is the number of therapy sessions you’ll need after cranking up those 40-string guitars to 11 while screaming your feelings into a void. And by the way, do you realize that your most played songs could perfectly soundtrack a breakup scene in a low-budget horror film? “Hypnosis,” “Alkaline,” and “The Summoning”? I can practically hear the shattering glass and the over-dramatized sobs from here. But hey, kudos to you for being passionately monotone. I can’t wait for your bio to include "ready to unleash my inner demon on anyone who dares suggest a pop playlist." Keep going, rockstar! Your parents must love hearing their investment in your piano lessons go towards playing power chords and sinister breakdowns.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!