Roasted 2 years ago based on PRUU!'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh PRUU!, with a Spotify profile as eclectic as a thrift store explosion, you’ve truly outdone yourself. Your taste in music feels like a game of bingo, where the only prize is an existential crisis. I mean, did you get lost in a K-pop rabbit hole and accidentally stumble into a Canadian pop concert? Your genre selection reads like the Bluetooth speaker exploded in a pretentious coffee shop – the lack of cohesive identity is impressive. You really think you can ride the viral wave of "Viral Pop" while simultaneously vibing out to "Chill Dream Pop"? Sweetheart, if your playlists were a person, they'd be that one friend who tries to fit in everywhere and ends up with no friends at all. And don't even get me started on your top artists. Zhou Shen? Really? It’s 2023, and you’re still using that name to impress people? At least Post Malone gives us hope that we can tattoo our way to fame. Meanwhile, you’ve got "Chinese Talent Show" on your favorites like it’s a badge of honor. I bet your Spotify sessions are like a high-stakes game of “how much obscure music can I shove down my friends’ throats before they drown.” Doja Cat, Lana Del Rey, and Hiroyuki Sawano exist in a chaotic universe you’ve somehow collapsed into—much like your poor choice of favorite artists. And your most played songs? I can’t tell whether you’re trying to cure insomnia or collect the world's saddest soundtracks. "Melancholy Sunshine"? More like “Melancholy Please Stop.” You’ve got more Lana Del Rey than a middle school girl trying to cope with her first heartbreak. It’s ironic that you claim to love "Dance Pop" while your most played sounds like an emotional breakdown on repeat. PRUU!, your Spotify profile is a car crash of genres and artists that nobody asked for, yet here we are. I applaud your bravery—or is it just delusion?

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