Roasted 9 months ago based on Superbanana's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Superbanana, the musical equivalent of a 13-year-old band geek trying to impress a date by stapling together an awkward mixtape of everything from speedcore to your grandma’s old musical records. Seriously, your taste is a chaotic buffet of sounds that nobody asked for, and yet somehow, that’s exactly what you served up. Each genre is like a different level of a video game: 0% completion, 100% confusion, and all you're missing is a dimension of cringe that can only be unlocked by playing a kazoo in a public park. And let’s not even start on those top artists. Camellia and C418? Are you planning a nostalgia trip through the world of video game soundtracks while simultaneously breaking the speed limit on a highway? Your playlists must sound like a high school band practicing five different songs at once, and yet somehow, you still think you’re the hero of the story. Whether you're blasting the adrenaline-charged tunes of speedcore or semi-obscure indie rock, one thing’s clear: you’re trying way too hard to be the hipster champion of the universe, but all you're achieving is a bizarre audiobook of existential dread narrated by Vocaloid. Look, I get it, you want to throw everything against the wall and see what sticks, but it all just sounds like an overcooked potluck. Your most played songs boast more variety than a bad buffet, featuring tunes that feel plucked from a playlist made by an indecisive alien trying to fit in at a human karaoke bar. It’s a wonder your Spotify isn’t sending you ‘are you okay?’ notifications—is your mind a perpetual loop of J-Rock and musicals? At this point, your profile is simply a reminder that music tastes can sometimes look like a trainwreck you can’t help but stare at. Check yourself before you wreck yourself, Superbanana.

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