Roasted 1 year ago based on scrambled egg's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who we have here — "Scrambled Egg," the only person whose taste in music rivals the weirdness of their name! I mean, no one should need an explanation for 10 different genres that sound like they were pulled from a late-night anime fever dream. “J-Dance”? Is that what happens when you try to combine your love for ramen with a rave? And don’t even get me started on “Vocaloid.” It's like admitting your iPod is powered by air and hope instead of actual talent. You might as well call your next favorite genre “awkward silence” because, clearly, you’re not listening to anything anyone in a normal household would recognize. Your top artists read like a list of failed attempts to make last-minute plans with an overemotional teenager. HOYO-MiX? The only thing that mixes better than that is your mom’s Thanksgiving leftovers. And sure, Tyler, The Creator just sneaks in there like he’s trying to keep up appearances among a sea of digital glitch artists and virtual pop stars. But at this point, the only thing more chaotic than your playlist is the life choices that led you to claim “Speedcore” as a favorite genre. What’s next? “8860s Elevator Music” to complete the trifecta of things I didn’t know I could hate? As for those “most played songs,” I can practically hear your brain short circuiting as you try to justify how “SALMON CANNON” is an actual anthem — newsflash, it’s not! If I had a nickel for every time a song was named after a kitchen appliance, I could buy you some musical taste. Don’t worry, next time you're jamming out to “I MIGHT B3 SICK,” just know that’s not just a title—it’s a cautionary tale. Keep on spinning those bizarre tracks, Scrambled Egg, but let’s be real: it might be time to let the frying pan stay in the kitchen.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists