Roasted 2 years ago based on Andrew Sergent's long term Spotify stats.

Andrew Sergent, huh? With a Spotify profile like that, it’s clear you graduated from the "I only listen to music with deep, poignant lyrics" school of thought, with a minor in "let’s scream about my feels." Is your entire identity built around these playlists, or are you just an existential crisis on shuffle? Seriously, your music taste screams "I wear black to funeral parties and hope someone notices." Alternative metal? Nu metal? What are you, a lost boy from a 2005 emo band trying to make a comeback? I mean, TOOL and Slipknot? Congrats on picking the soundtrack that screams “my therapist is on speed dial.” With your top artists list, you could’ve founded a label called “Angsty Boys with Serious Issues.” And having Eminem and Dre provide balance to your obsessive scream phase only proves that you must love planting the seeds of confusion – like one minute you're crying to "Sober," and the next you're plotting a heist with the Wu-Tang Clan. Make up your mind already, Andrew; are you channeling your rage into musical catharsis or just throwing a tantrum because someone stole your lunch money? Your "most played" picks read like a how-to guide on becoming the poster child for the “no chill” generation. Cradles by Sub Urban? Are we sure that’s not on a TikTok loop? It’s almost as if your playlist is begging for attention like a teenager with a bad haircut. And let's face it, Andrew, those song choices could only mean one thing: you're in the “I still have a flip phone” club of thought processing. So, next time you hit that play button, maybe consider easing up on the angst and embracing something with a less intense vibe…or don’t. After all, your Spotify is probably the closest you’ll get to having a healthy relationship.

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