Roasted 8 months ago based on Kierra Rhodes's long term Spotify stats.

Kierra, I see your Spotify profile is basically a Hallmark movie just waiting to happen—“The Christian Girl Who Just Wants to Rock Purely for Jesus.” Who needs wild nights or a tragic breakup when you have a playlist that sounds like it was created in a Sunday school classroom? I half expect your next favorite artist to be “Pastor Bob & the Praise Band.” Seriously, I didn’t even know “Christian Country” was a genre, but now I’m imagining twangy guitar riffs praising the Lord while simultaneously lamenting the loss of your pick-up truck. Your top artists are a who's who of sanitized pop culture! NF sure knows how to rap about pain, but let's be honest; his biggest heartbreaks probably involve running out of cookies before Bible study. Then there's Billie Eilish thrown into the mix like the wild child at the conservative family reunion. You’re that person who plays the edgy card while still tweeting about your latest confirmation classes. Is this a musical journey or an infomercial for how to stay wholesome and avoid any real substance? And don’t even get me started on your most played songs—“Eleanor Rigby” by Cody Fry? You’re just one deep, moody ballad away from joining the goth choir at your local church. Sure, pop is fun, but why do I feel like listening to your playlist is like inviting a group of Mormons to karaoke night? Just when I thought I got the hang of your taste, BAM! “Christmas” weaves in like a surprise family visit. Save that for December and let’s get some real drama in your rotations, Kierra!

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