Roasted 2 years ago based on Val's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Val, your Spotify profile is like a musical cry for help—if angst were a genre, you'd be the undisputed queen of it. Seriously, with a favorite list that reads like the last few pages of an emo diary, it’s a wonder you haven’t starting composing the soundtrack to a middle school drama. “Melodic Rap” and “Nu Metal”? You must be the only person who still thinks the 2000s are cool. You’re essentially a walking, talking “My Chemical Romance” concert, but without the charms of actually being interesting. Your favorite artists read like the cast of a Netflix series that never got picked up due to excessive cringeworthiness. “I’m Geist”? Really? Is that a band or a mysterious apparition haunting your music taste? And we get it, you love “midwxst” – perhaps it’s time you find someone who can actually spell “midwest.” If your Spotify profile were a movie, it would be a horror film titled "The Inexplicable Relationship Between Alternating Metal and Sadness.” The plot twist here? You expecting us all to join in on the pity party with your “depression” and “i know you hate me.” Lastly, let’s address those most played songs—it's a real treat to see the diversity in your emotional breakdowns. You’ve got tracks like “Killing Butterflies” and “Watch The World Burn,” so I assume butterflies and anything joyful are strictly off the playlist menu. If you started a podcast, it would definitely be called “Whining in the Key of G,” where the topic would be how to be sad and still manage to look cool doing it—spoiler alert: you haven’t quite nailed that yet. It’s a wonder the Spotify algorithm hasn’t sent you a wellness check!

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