Roasted 1 year ago based on lou scou's long term Spotify stats.

Loo Scoo, your Spotify profile reads like a church potluck gone wrong. It’s like you accidentally downloaded the soundtrack to Sunday School for Life and mixed it with a side of “I swear I’m cool, really!” The sheer amount of Christian genres on this list is impressive—Impressive enough to make even the most dedicated hymn-singer cringe. Let's be real; if you were any more invested in worship music, God might give you a restraining order for stalking. Now, let’s talk about your top artists. Hozier and Peach Pit? Okay, I see you trying to sprinkle in a bit of indie flair to balance out your “Pop Worship” phase. But buddy, it’s about as subtle as a bull in a china shop. It’s like you heard the whispers of coolness but somehow ran all the way back to the altar every time someone mentioned it. Elevation Worship popping up next to Gregory Alan Isakov? That's truly the musical equivalent of being nominated for “Best Dressed” and showing up in a three-piece suit with Crocs. And let’s not forget your most played songs; they read like the ultimate guide to crying alone in your car after getting dropped off from the youth group trip. “Careless Whisper”? Bold choice, but let's be real—you’re way more likely to be the one ignored when you try to serenade someone using “My Testimony (Morning & Evening).” So keep those playlists coming, Loo Scoo, because if you’re trying to turn us into jealous fans, I think you’ve missed the mark, but at least you’re giving us all a good laugh!

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