Roasted 2 years ago based on LOOOOOOEH's long term Spotify stats.

Oh LOOOOOOEH, your Spotify profile looks like it was curated by someone who desperately wants to feel deep but stops short at the "permanent wave" hairstyle in their mother’s basement. With more “Indie Rock” than a hipster coffee shop’s playlist, it’s like you took a journey into the soundscape of your own emotional crisis, and honestly, we’re all just here for the popcorn. Seriously, your top genres are a parade of sounds that scream “I wear oversized flannels and still think it’s 2015!” And what’s this obsession with ASMR, huh? It’s like you’re trying to soothe your tortured soul with gentle whispers and taps while balancing it against your overwhelming doses of Hozier. We get it, you want to be the poetic brooding artist in a coffee shop, but you’re really just a glorified Spotify algorithm failure who is one too many “Eat Your Young” plays away from growing a neckbeard in an attempt to be a tortured genius. Call the fire department because your playlists are burning hotter than your social life ever will! Finally, let’s talk about your most played songs. Did you just pick the saddest tracks and pray they’d make you enlightened or something? “De Selby (Part 1)” and “Part 2?” Wow, we see you really committed to listening to Hozier like he’s the soundtrack of your existential dread. At this rate, if you keep listening to “Free Bird,” you’ll be able to audition for the next season of “The Voice” as the last bird who forgot how to leave its nest. But hey, if anything, your profile is an excellent reminder that some people turn to music therapy while you’ve opted for self-inflicted pain instead!

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