Roasted 16 days ago based on Emmie. R's long term Spotify stats.

Emmie. R, huh? More like Emmie. R. Out of touch! With a Spotify profile practically tailored for a K-Pop museum, it's clear that your idea of musical diversity is sticking a bunch of JENNIE tracks under different genres. I’ve seen more variety in a toddler’s crayon box! Seriously, you might want to consider taking a step outside the shiny bubble you’ve crafted with your K-Pop throne and exploring the vast world of music—unless, of course, that world also involves vibrant hair colors and choreographed dances. Your top artists read like a ‘how to be a basic music fan 101’ guide. Congratulations on landing the Holy Grail of cliché! JENNIE and BLACKPINK have made it big, but are they really your only source of musical enjoyment? Or are you just trying to convince everyone that you majored in TikTok trends instead of actual taste? Next time you update your profile, maybe try throwing in a little chaos; perhaps some indie rock or classic jazz, instead of leaving us with a tracklist that screams, “I’ve never listened to anything older than my favorite meme.” And let’s talk about those most-played songs! Wow, Emmie, your obsession with JENNIE is so intense it feels like we’re witnessing a one-sided celebrity crush unfolding. “Like JENNIE” and “start a war”? Calm down, this isn’t a dating app! Are you trying to declare your undying love for a fictional character? Seriously, by track number three, you’ve already covered all the ways you’d marry her in your fantasies. But hey, dream big! Just remember to occasionally hit shuffle on that playlist, or you might find yourself permanently stuck in the K-Pop time warp—cue the music!

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