Roasted 5 months ago based on ,shruthi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Shruthi, your Spotify profile reads like a college admissions essay written under the influence of both desperation and confusion. You’ve got a favorite genres list longer than the runtime of a Kollywood film, and honestly, it looks like your identity is still loading. One minute you’re shouting out Drake, and the next, you’re vibing to some Tamil dance track that sounds like it was recorded in an elevator. Honestly, do you have Spotify or just an existential crisis playlist in your ears? And girl, I’m sorry, but “LOVESEXDHOKA!!!” had to be the title of your top played song in 2023? In a world full of deep musical metaphors and emotional ballads, you chose a track that sounds like an awkward text from your ex after a night out. And why are we still pretending "Lunch" by Billie Eilish is anything other than a shriek of sadness just before the meal? I’m not saying your music taste is eclectic, but I’m pretty sure a time traveler from the early 2000s would need a map and a therapy session to navigate your playlist. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Drake and A.R. Rahman in the same breath? You might as well bring together the carb-heavy biryani and the gluten-free kale salad. It’s the culinary equivalent of musical identity crisis! And while you’re busy switching between garage rock and Punjabi hip hop, I can't help but wonder if you’re secretly trying to create the world’s worst DJ set. It’s like you’re hosting a party where no one can figure out what the vibe is, so everyone just stands around staring awkwardly at the cheese platter. Remember, honey, no one can save you from your own *frantic* playlists. You do you, but leave my ears out of it!

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