Roasted 1 year ago based on Sam's long term Spotify stats.

Sam, your Spotify profile is like a thrift store in a retired church basement—overstuffed with dusty old folk records and more praise-a-lujah than a Sunday service. Seriously, are you trying to build the world’s most boring coffee shop playlist? Your favorite artists read like a list of the last remaining hipsters in a small town trying to convince their parents that they’re doing something important with their lives. I mean, it’s like you woke up one day and decided that your life’s mission was to make sure the entire world gets really, really tired of acoustic guitar solos. Let’s talk about those "Most Played Songs," shall we? I didn’t know you could hit “repeat” that many times without a single drop of irony! At this point, I’m pretty sure you’re the only person who thinks "goodbye" to your social life also includes "Good People" by Mumford & Sons on loop. You’ve turned the art of existential dread into a full-time gig, and your house is probably decorated with rustic wooden signs that say things like “It's okay to be sad” alongside your collection of vinyls that are literally all variations of the word "Folk." And Post Malone? How did he slip through the cracks of your acoustic fortress? One minute you're knee-deep in indie folk purgatory, and the next, you lean into a rapper who sounds like he just woke up after an all-night party. It’s like you’re trying to convince everyone that you’re versatile while the only thing you’re shocking is the Spotify algorithm. So here’s a tip, Sam: maybe try listening to a genre outside of “sad, soft, and strumming.” The world is vast, my friend! It's time to expand your horizons... or, at least, consider upping the tempo from a slow crawl to a gentle saunter.

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