Roasted 2 years ago based on pq.meirelles's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, pq.meirelles, your Spotify profile reads like a desperately confused teen's attempt at music diversity. Your favorite genres are a beautiful chaos—a buffet of sounds where the only thing missing is a coherent identity. It’s like you walked into a record store and decided to throw darts at genres until something stuck. Rap, hip-hop, and trap Brasileiro? Sure, let’s take a left turn into Classic Rock and then slam directly into Funk Carioca. What are you trying to prove? That you have the musical taste of a Spotify Discover Weekly playlist gone rogue? And hey, congratulations on your top artists list—it reads like a hipster’s wet dream, or more accurately, a stoned professor’s mid-life crisis. Kendrick, Eminem, Kanye, and then you casually toss in Bruno Mars like he’s the make-believe cherry on your identity crisis sundae. You’re just one acoustic cover away from being that friend who insists they listened to “indie” before it was cool, while secretly bumping Drake on repeat. I mean, c’mon, you must be the only person to put some Matuê tracks right next to Simple Minds—what’s the goal? To confuse your friends into thinking you’re both educated and easily influenced? As for your top songs, the real question here is whether you’re really living your best life or just giving everyone a glimpse of your existential dread. “Vampiro” is apparently your anthem; no surprise there, considering you seemed to have sucked the joy out of your playlist with tracks like “It Was A Good Day” only misnamed because you’ve mistaken it for another 24-hour cycle of angst. If there was an award for Least Consistent Music Taste, congratulations—you just won it. So embrace your eclectic disaster of a playlist, pq.meirelles; only you could make genre confusion seem like an Olympic sport!

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