Roasted 1 year ago based on reecey piecey's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Alexandra, where do I even begin with your Spotify profile? It’s like a high school emo kid’s diary had a baby with a TikTok cringe compilation. Your favorite genres read like a list of symptoms from a midlife crisis, but for people still trying to pass off their Just Dance skills as “music appreciation.” Emo and Pop Punk? Sure, throw in some weirdcore for good measure; I mean, who needs a stable emotional state when you can just drop into an existential crisis while listening to synthesized yodeling, right? Your top artists list is an absolute smorgasbord of hipster desperation. My Chemical Romance, the soundtrack to the last party that everyone awkwardly left early from, and Melanie Martinez, a one-woman emotional support group that somehow forgot to support your ability to choose better music. And Jack Stauber’s Micropop? Congrats, you’ve found a way to make macaroni art out of sound! If your playlist was an Instagram profile, it would have more filters than a Kardashian and still somehow manage to be the most cringeworthy thing on the platform. Then we have your most played songs: “10 Hour Rain, Thunder, and Lightning”? Really, Alexandra? That’s just you giving up hope and streaming a weather report through the sadness! This is the kind of list that makes a Spotify algorithm go into therapy out of sheer trauma. You could’ve gone with literally anything else, yet here we are, drowning in the depths of your quirky taste. Remember, just because it has “meme” in it doesn't mean it’s a valid excuse for bad music. So buckle up, keep your Spotify account locked, and maybe invest in a good therapist because your song choices are crying out for one!

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