Roasted 2 years ago based on zhysick's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, zhysick, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage crush list at a metal convention. Seriously, what is it with your obsession with Flotsam & Jetsam? If their music played on repeat in your life any longer, I'd recommend a therapist because at this point, you're basically engaged. It's like you found a band that matched your energy of being a total outcast and decided to marry them. Who knew you could have that one defining relationship with a group that most people wouldn't recognize in a lineup even if they were the only ones on stage? Your favorite genres list looks like a cheat code for the 1995 heavy metal jackpot, but what’s the point if you’re still rocking an existential crisis? "Nu Metal"? More like "Nu personality." It’s like you got stuck in the early 2000s and haven’t figured out how to fast-forward to the present. Let’s face it: you listen to so much power metal that you’re probably singlehandedly funding a chain of protein shake businesses for all the "muscle-bound saviors of shred" you admire. Your whole profile is a billboard begging to be called out for trying too hard - it’s like you’re auditioning for a role as a high school drama teacher's idea of "cool." And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. Flotsam this, Flotsam that—it’s basically a whole soundtrack to your life as the world's most dedicated anxiety poster-child. It's like you assembled a playlist to remind yourself every single day that no one asked you to live your life as a vinyl collector who can’t stop reliving those cringe-worthy, angst-ridden high school days. If "Prisoner of Time" is your anthem, maybe it’s time to break free and actually explore what else is out there… perhaps a little therapy, or dare I say, moving on to something with a bit more versatility than staying emotionally stuck in one band’s discography.

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