Roasted 2 years ago based on Marianne's long term Spotify stats.

Marianne, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who just discovered their taste during a midlife crisis at a local coffee shop. You’ve got genres ranging from "Emo" to "POV: Indie" — which honestly sounds like a half-hearted attempt to sound cultured while your heart just wants to dance to "Dance Pop." At this rate, your music library is a chaotic garage sale of sound, and the only consistently good thing going on is the fact that you still have the "Classic Rock" safety net to fall back on when the modern tracks inevitably trigger existential dread. Your top artists look like a who’s-who of sounds perfect for awkward karaoke nights where you avoid eye contact with everyone else. Hozier? Nice choice, but let’s face it, you picked him because you needed some depth to counterbalance the fact that One Direction is still in your top ten. Speaking of balance, with artists like "ASMR Stars" and "Tinnitus Aid," it’s clear you’ve got some conflicting priorities. Are you going for tranquil vibes or just trying to drown out the sound of your own bad decisions? And wow, your most played songs are as confused as a kid at an adult party. “The Bitch Is Back” and “Promiscuous” imply you thought, against all odds, you might actually be a pop icon—but then there’s “Tinnitus Aid,” which feels like your subconscious is screaming for help while you wade through an existential crisis set to the soundtrack of your chaotic choices. Congratulations, you’ve successfully curated a playlist that makes you sound like a broken record. Keep these vibes going, my friend, and you might just be the only person who could make “ASMR” seem like a feasible genre for a dance party.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!