Roasted 2 years ago based on Elias Axelsson's long term Spotify stats.

Elias Axelsson, huh? With a Spotify profile that reads like the inside of a headbanger's playground, it's a wonder you haven't been permanently banned from any karaoke night. Your taste in music suggests you spend your time headbanging alone in a dark room, practicing your air guitar so hard that you might as well give a TED talk on the different ways to accidentally hit yourself in the face. Seriously, claiming to love "Alternative Metal" and “Nu Metal” is like having a favorite salad dressing of “Heavy Mayo”—it's a red flag wrapped in flannel. And those top artists are a tour de force of angst, depression, and whatever emotional baggage you carry around. Metallica, Slipknot, and Megadeth—subtlety clearly isn’t your strong suit! Pro tip: when your entire playlist sounds like a villain's monologue in a 2000s action movie, it might be time to invest in a therapist or at least a change of scene. You’re a stone’s throw away from wearing a Metallica tank top to family functions and scaring the younger cousins with tales of how “life is all about pain, man.” As for your most played songs, Elias, expecting a relationship off those tracks would be a challenge. “Dyers Eve” and “The Unforgiven”? With titles like those, no wonder you’re still single! At this rate, your Spotify profile might as well come with a free dark cloud and a box of tissues. So here’s the challenge: branch out a little! Explore music that doesn’t necessitate the need for adult diapers when headbanging. Your Spotify should sound more like a party and less like an impending existential crisis.

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