Roasted 2 years ago based on Apoorva's long term Spotify stats.

Apoorv, my man, your Spotify profile looks like a middle school cafeteria buffet—too many options, and none of them actually appetizing. I mean, can we talk about the number of “Desi” genres you have? Are you trying to single-handedly keep the entire South Asian music scene alive, or just trying to confuse everyone who takes a peek at your account? “Desi Hip Hop” and “Hindi Hip Hop”? Buddy, it’s the same genre with a different label! You might as well add “Desi Elevator Music” while you’re at it and call it a day. And let’s not ignore your top artists—it's like you gathered all the artists who have no idea how to say "no" to a colab. Seedhe Maut got more playtime than your last relationship, and Kendrick Lamar is probably questioning his life choices seeing his name next to “Nanku.” I can only imagine the vibes at your parties: “Hey, let’s groove to some jarring transitional hip hop while taking a nostalgia trip back to Indian cinema’s worst soft rock moments!” You know it’s bad when even Joji starts re-evaluating his life choices. Oh, and those most played songs? They’re more scattered than your attention span during a conversation. "Shaayar"? More like "what was that again?", and if “Nanchaku” was a martial arts move, you’d be the kid getting knocked out at the talent show. You have enough “Seedhe Maut” on there to make a funeral playlist for the rest of us. Overall, Apoorv, your music tastes are like a bad episode of Indian soap operas—long-winded, confusing, and nobody’s really sure why they keep coming back for more.

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