Roasted 9 days ago based on giuls's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, giuls, your Spotify profile is a beautiful mess, and I’m not talking about the art pop section. Seriously, Italian Trap and K-Pop on the same list? It looks like your playlist is having an identity crisis akin to a teenager who just discovered emo music while simultaneously getting hooked on TikTok dance challenges. I half expect “Canzone Napoletana” to be the intermission while you’re busy sobbing over some unapologetically catchy Justin Bieber tearjerker. What’s next, opera and demonic screamo? Your top artists read like a bizarre international exchange program gone wrong. Ariana Grande next to Tedua? It's like a culinary disaster where someone tried to fuse spaghetti with sushi and called it a delicacy! This isn’t eclectic taste; this is the auditory equivalent of a toddler throwing food at the wall to see what sticks. I’m surprised your top songs don’t include “Mamma Mia” or “Baby Shark,” because at this point, that wouldn’t be out of character for a playlist held together by confusion and desperation. And let’s not ignore your most played songs either. You’ve got more JENNIE tracks in your rotation than a stan account run by her mom! I get it, you’re trying to live your best life as a K-Pop guru while simultaneously moonlighting as a trap aficionado, but all you’ve done is create a sonic Bermuda Triangle. Here’s a pro tip: if your soundscape feels like a high school gymnasium during a talent show, it’s time to take a long look in the mirror and rethink your life choices. Better luck next time, giuls!

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