Roasted 1 day ago based on Batman's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Batman, let's unpack this musical mess you've got going on here. Your favorite genres read like a hipster's fever dream, complete with more subgenres than actual musical talent in your playlist. It’s like you stumbled into a record store and thought, “Hey, what if I throw darts at a board of genres? Whatever it lands on, I’m officially a connoisseur!” Glam Rock and Bedroom Pop? Congratulations on creating the world’s fanciest mixtape for emotional breakdowns in the dark. Then there’s your top artists. You’ve got Queen sitting next to Dominic Fike, which is like a Michelin-star restaurant inviting a fast-food joint into the kitchen. And let’s talk about the fact that your most played song is "NISSAN ALTIMA" — wow, what an artistic choice! I mean, nothing screams musical credibility quite like getting hyped over a car model. I can only assume you listen to it while contemplating the beauty of sitting in traffic: the soundtrack of our lives, right? Lastly, your most played tracks read like you tried to compile a playlist that screams, “I can't decide if I’m an indie savant or just trying to raise my emotional IQ to dodge therapy bills.” Sure, you like classic artists like Amy Winehouse and David Bowie, but then you hit us with a barrage of Dominic Fike — it's like going to a gallery of Picasso and wandering into the kiddie finger-painting section. Just stick to your garage rock, bro, because this Spotify profile needs a complete overhaul, and a little less "how much is weed?" in your life.

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