Roasted 6 months ago based on Happygammets's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Happygammets, a walking Spotify algorithm that thought it could mix a slight French accent with a sprinkle of suburban angst. Your favorite genres read like the playlist for an awkward date where everyone speaks different languages but no one really gets what’s going on. “French House” next to “Hardstyle”? Just admit you’re trying too hard to convince everyone you're exotic while really just jamming to mediocre beats. I mean, even Google Translate can’t save you from that combo! Let’s talk about those top artists. Orelsan and Damso? Nice pick! But choosing NEFFEX more than once is the musical equivalent of your friend who insists on wearing Crocs everywhere. Are we sure you're not just listening to NEFFEX on repeat to drown out the crushing reality of bad taste? Because honestly, your most played songs read like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis you’ve somehow managed to have in your twenties. “Maman s'inquiète”? Oof, sounds about right; I’m worried too! And please, spare us the whole “French Indie Pop” act. This isn't Paris; we're not looking for a poetic soul wandering the streets. The only thing we’re getting from your Spotify profile is a cry for help from inside a coffee shop trying to be “artsy.” Listen, buddy, if we wanted to shake our heads in confusion, we’d just watch the French news. Consider your taste as a whole a “Chanson” for therapy sessions because clearly, you need them.

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