Roasted 2 months ago based on 9sv2's long term Spotify stats.

Hey 9sv2! Congrats on officially becoming the human equivalent of a Wikipedia page for basic rap knowledge. You've got more Kendrick Lamar tracks than he has intros in his songs, and that's saying something. I mean, I didn’t realize you could be a fan of just one artist while using a Spotify account. Did you forget the password for your other playlists? You’ve gone from “Humble” to “Hey, I only listen to Kendrick!” real quick. Your favorite genres read like a shopping list for a wannabe hip-hop artist who’s still stuck in his mom's basement. Jazz rap? G-Funk? Alternative? Experimental? Buddy, at this point, you're just trying to impress people at parties by throwing around buzzwords. In the end, it’s just a smorgasbord of 90s garage bands and some dude who’s mad at his uncle. The only thing more chaotic than your genre choices is your taste in friends – I’m surprised you haven’t put “Sad Boy Indie Pop” on there just for good measure. And let's talk about those top artists. With this lineup, you’ve managed to create the ultimate mixtape for someone trying to relive their high school glory days... in 2023. It’s a wonder your Spotify account hasn’t filed a restraining order against your obsessive listening patterns. Keep rocking those melodies that sound like a nostalgic 10-year-old slapped a rhyme scheme together while playing with Legos. Just remember, you're only one “Damn!” away from being that person who insists on freestyling at every gathering.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!