Roasted 1 year ago based on Tyler's long term Spotify stats.

Tyler, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a high school meltdown, with more angst than an emo kid's diary! If we needed a poster child for middle-aged men who haven’t let go of their rebellious phase, it would be you. Seriously, it’s like you stumbled into a record store and thought, “I’ll take all the genres that sound like they might have been made by a sad teenager in a garage – oh, and don’t forget the rap metal to prove I’m still ‘diverse.’” It’s a wonder you didn’t pick “Crying In My Car” as your most played song. Your top artists look like a line-up for a “Why Are We Still Angry?” convention, so congratulations on solidifying your status as the king of nostalgia for a time you probably weren’t even old enough to appreciate. If there was a ‘Get Off My Lawn’ festival, you’d be the headliner belting out broken dreams and power chords. I mean, honestly, how much disturbed can a person handle?! And what’s the deal with having All That Remains on repeat? Do you have a weird deal with their Spotify streams, or are you just trying to win the ‘I got rejected last weekend’ award? And then there’s your playlist— a delightful mix of songs that make us wonder if you’re one breakdown away from borrowing your mom’s car keys for a late-night joyride. “Save Me - B-Side Version”? That’s a deep cut from the ‘cry quietly in public’ playlist, right? You’re just a headbanging cliche waiting to happen, aren’t you? If your music taste were a color, it would definitely be a poorly mixed shade of black and gray with a hint of regret. Bravo! Now go get yourself a smoothie or something, because clearly, your playlist needs a detox.

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