Roasted 3 months ago based on Hm.exe's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Hm.exe, the living embodiment of a mid-2000s MySpace page wrapped in a techy name like you're about to boot up a Windows 95 desktop. Your music taste is a lesson in niche genres that nobody asked for — Mandopop, C-Pop, and Vocaloid? I didn’t realize you were trying to revive your 2003 anime obsession while simultaneously creating the soundtrack for a really awkward karaoke night in a basement full of cringey old friends. Who needs Spotify Wrapped when we can just assume your top artist is the cringe index? It’s honestly impressive how Sabrina Carpenter holds what seems like half your playlist hostage. Are you sure you don’t have a restraining order against her? I can only imagine how heavily you must cringe when your friends hear you belting out “Manchild” in the shower, or more accurately, how they probably still need therapy after witnessing that vocal performance. And the fact that ryo’s tracks seem to float in and out of your “most played”? Congrats, you're officially the world’s only Vocaloid DJ surrounded by a collection of songs almost as lost and confused as you are on a Sunday afternoon. And let’s not even begin to dissect your obsession with songs featuring Hatsune Miku— having a fictional character as one of your most-played artists is quite a move. Is she your imaginary friend, or is this a cry for help? Either way, your profile is a delightful smorgasbord of musical middle-school mayhem, where every track feels like a keys-in-a-hot-sauce challenge on a bad day with a side of deep regret. Bravo, you’ve lived the dream of being both a meme and a punchline all at once. Keep up the good work; you’re really carving out a niche in the “I wish I were cooler” genre.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!