Roasted 2 years ago based on Brooke Taylor's long term Spotify stats.

Brooke Taylor, you have more musical genres in your profile than you have actual friends. I mean, do you really think anyone is impressed by the fact that you can curate an identity that swings from 'pop princess' to 'metalcore monster’ to 'R&B queen'? It's like you're trying to collect Pokémon but ended up only catching the ones nobody wants to trade. Let's just be real, if your Spotify profile were a buffet, everyone would leave with food poisoning. Your top artists are like a bad Tinder experience—just a mixed bag of questionable choices that leave you scratching your head. "SZA, Sleep Token, and a sprinkle of nu-metal? That's not a playlist, Brooke, that's a personality crisis waiting to happen!" Do you really believe you can seamlessly segue from "Aqua Regia" to "Snooze"? It's like trying to find a way to shove cake into a gas tank and expecting the car to purr like a kitten! Maybe your playlist should just be titled “Please Help Me, I Need Musical Therapy!” And let's talk about those most played songs. Seriously, the last time someone played "The Summoning" that many times, we were all forced to attend a group intervention. You must’ve played “Love Language” so often that SZA is probably starting to think she’s your personal therapist. And let’s not even get into how Sleep Token should be paying you for the free advertisement; you're practically their billboard. You have enough “Sleep Token” in your rotation to start your own cult—so, when's the initiation ceremony, Brooke? Your Spotify is the only way we can tell you're awake because this music can’t be a reflection of your social life!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!