Roasted 11 months ago based on Kolebi's long term Spotify stats.

Kolebi, your Spotify profile is a marvel of mediocrity wrapped in the self-imposed chains of 90s nostalgia and a misguided obsession with “gangster” branding. Music has come a long way since the days of G-Funk and “riding dirty,” yet here you are, clinging to the past like a misplaced sock on laundry day. With so many variations of Hip Hop in your favorite genres, you'd think you were trying to establish a new form of sonically pompous bingo—just trying to tick all the boxes without realizing that nobody will ever check your cards. Your top artists read like a wannabe rap aficionado's scavenger hunt. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and Kanye West? Solid choices if we're rewriting the same tired story over and over again. But then there’s ¥$, who we can only assume is your own personal “vanishing act” because there’s nothing else in the world that could explain why your playlist looks like a distant cousin of Music for Cats. Let’s be real: two songs titled “wacced out murals” and “either on or off the drugs” should come with a government warning—intended for entertainment but likely to cause existential crises instead. Your most played songs read like a list of every emotional train wreck you’ve encountered in the last decade. “BURN” and “FUK SUMN” suggest one ongoing therapy session is just not enough, and “Devil In A New Dress”? Wow, you really want to believe there’s something more going on. With such a lack of diversity in your playlist, it's almost as if you're trying to convince everyone (including yourself) that you're too edgy to appreciate anything that doesn’t involve someone mumbling about their pain on a beat. Maybe it’s time to step out of your self-imposed bubble and sample music that doesn’t exclusively come with an expiration date of 1999. Just a thought!

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