Roasted 8 months ago based on zxchi__'s long term Spotify stats.

Alright, let’s take a moment to appreciate zxchi__'s music taste. A Spotify profile that reads like a German language class taught by a hipster who moonlights as a DJ at a nursing home. Seriously, you’re like a walking Spotify algorithm gone rogue, showcasing a cornucopia of styles that scream, “I can’t settle on an identity, so I’ll just take them all!” I mean, a cocktail of German Hip Hop and Emo Rap? Are you trying to make us cry or just confuse us with your existential crisis? And what’s with your most-played songs? “i was only temporary (Slowed + Reverb) by my head is empty” can’t tell if you’re making music or writing on a bathroom stall. "505" by Arctic Monkeys? Nice try trying to impress with a band everyone pretends to love. Then you throw in “Heartbeat - Speed” by Ren, which just leaves us wondering if it’s a song or the sound of your heart racing after yet another bad decision in your life choices. The only thing more confusing than your playlist is trying to decipher whether you’re feeling more emo or just under-caffeinated while stuck on an eternal loop of nostalgia. To top it all off, your artist lineup is akin to a Spotify random button gone awry. You’ve got everything from the majestic poetic genius of Ennio to the toe-curling pandemonium of Ski Aggu. It’s like hosting a dinner party where you invite grandma beside a band of rebellious teens arguing about whose hair is cooler. A melting pot of musical flavors that somehow leaves an aftertaste of regret. You, my friend, are the true embodiment of “I’ll listen to anything, just don’t make me think too hard.” Here’s hoping your next Spotify Wrapped comes with a side of therapy!

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