Roasted 2 years ago based on WarLord00's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, WarLord00, the name that screams "I peaked in middle school and still can’t let go." With a favorite genre list so confused, it reads like a playlist curated by a hyperactive squirrel on roller skates. “POV: Indie”? Really? Is that a genre or a desperate cry for help from the future wildlife documentaries about first-gen hipsters? How does one even get "Pixel" as a genre? Are we supposed to listen to your music through a Game Boy? If the aim was to sound unique, you've succeeded—only because no one else has the audacity to compile such a cringe-worthy list of genres. Your top artists read like a ransom note made from magazine letters, touching on everything from Billie Eilish’s moody teen angst to Jojo’s ASMR, which sounds like the sound design for a horror movie featuring a sleepover gone wrong. “Hey, I like all these artists” you say while your Spotify probably just whispers back in disappointment every time you hit play. Seriously, your playlist resembles a high school dance where everyone gets dumped at the same time. If we were to listen to your top five songs, we might as well throw a "Sorry For Your Loss" party and hand out tissues instead of party favors. Look, WarLord00, you might think you’re an undiscovered gem lying beneath some indie hipster’s broken record collection, but let’s be real: You’re just the quirky side character in a coming-of-age movie that nobody wants to see. You’ve got the musical taste of a confused chameleon who doesn’t really know its colors—just trying to blend in at a coffee shop filled with actual musicians. But hey, keep embracing your sonic identity crisis; it’s practically an art form in itself!
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