Roasted 2 years ago based on Raddek's long term Spotify stats.

Raddek, your Spotify profile is the quintessential shrine for anyone whose idea of a Saturday night is sitting in a dark room, wearing your favorite black band tee, and belting out softly about how the world has wronged you. I mean, it’s like you took one look at the musical landscape and decided to get stuck in a time capsule with nothing but angst and breakdowns from the early 2000s. Broaden your horizons, it’s not too late! You can turn the volume down on despair and turn the volume up on actual fun, even past 2020. Your favorite genres read like a desperate love letter to the last decade that still couldn’t get any worse. Alternative Metal? More like “Absolutely Metal.” And what’s with the duality of “Melodic Death Metal” and “Rap Metal”? Did you create a playlist specifically for the moments when your therapist tells you to explore your emotions? It seems your taste in music mirrors every bad decision you’ve made in life—brülling guitar riffs that perfectly drown out your social awkwardness. I’d throw you a life preserver, but it’s made from several broken guitar strings and a whole lot of “No, Mom, I’m not mad, I’m just a misunderstood artist.” With a top ten filled with names like Korn and Slipknot, I half-expect your resume to read, “Current profession: Professional ‘Angsty Teen’.” You must think you're the main character in a Netflix Original Series titled "Living in My Mom's Basement: The Metal Years." Your most played list is like a shopping list for someone in need of a despair overhaul. “Finale” by Slipknot? Sure, let’s end it all already! It’s almost impressive how one person can accumulate so much noise in a single profile—please, if your personality were any more metallic, it would only attract miners. Time for a new playlist, Raddek, maybe something that features a bit more hope and a lot less melodrama.

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