Roasted 27 days ago based on ☆'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, look at you with your glittering Spotify profile that screams “I’m one Doja Cat song away from a mid-life crisis.” Your favorite genres read like a hyperactive teenager’s playlist, where the definition of ‘alternative’ means just excluding anything remotely good. I mean, you’ve got “Ballroom Vogue” in there—are we anticipating a dance-off with RuPaul or just hoping to charm some hipsters at the local coffee shop? At this point, I’m convinced your Spotify is an elaborate cry for help, and your therapist is just one more Doja Cat banger away from charging double. Let's talk about your top artists. Three words: Doja Cat overload! You should probably be paying rent to her fund at this point because it looks like your entire music palate was borrowed from a “Best of 2020 TikTok Trends” playlist. Just imagine telling someone your favorite artist is also the one with the most songs in your “most played” list; it’s like declaring your love for pizza but only eating it every day for the last five years. It’s not a fun fact, it’s a cry for help wrapped in glitter and holographic tones! And those most played songs? It's a full-on Doja Cat tribute album. The biggest creative risk you’ve taken this year is not adding “Say So” to that list in fear of breaking the algorithm. You’ve got more “Doja” than the actual throne she’s sitting on! If you keep this up, I half-expect you to start reciting Doja lyrics as your autobiography. At this rate, your Spotify profile will be listed as “Doja Cat and You: The Struggle for Musical Identity.” Pro tip: diversify your playlist before your friends start worrying about your taste in music; they might just throw you a beige-themed intervention.

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