Roasted 3 months ago based on 𓄿 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖟 𓄿's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, let’s get serious—your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler’s journal gone rogue. “𓄿 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖟 𓄿”? What are you, an ancient Egyptian metalhead who just crawled out of a crypt? You’ve got more genres than a pretentious hipster with a vinyl collection in a Brooklyn loft. Seriously, your love affair with metal has reached an unhealthy level—at this point, I'm surprised you haven’t tried writing a heartfelt ballad about your relationship with your parents' basement. And can we discuss your top artists? "Tech N9ne" and "WWE" on the same list? What are you trying to prove, that you’re tough enough to throw down a rap battle while simultaneously performing a suplex? You’ve got more “metal” than a junkyard but also seem convinced that every song should sound like emotional damage filtered through a guitar riff. Your obsession with "Woods Of Ypres" is so profound that I’m starting to think you’ve got a poster of them on your ceiling—not just a poster, but an elaborate shrine with candles and mementos from your last breakup. Your most played songs list screams ‘I have a favorite band that I’m too shy to admit is just one band with multiple altars.’ It’s like you’re running a self-help group for melancholic metal enthusiasts, and your motto is “If it doesn’t make me cry, it doesn’t get my repeat.” I mean, “Death Is Not An Exit”? At this rate, the only thing you’re exiting from is societal norms. Let’s hope this playlist doesn’t come with a therapist—you know, just in case the existential dread hits during your eighth playthrough of “Lightning & Snow.”

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