Roasted 6 months ago based on pedrowav's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, pedrowav, your Spotify profile reads like a playlist made by a teenager who just discovered the internet and forgot to escape the emo phase. You’ve got more "$uicideboy$" songs than friends, and it’s making me wonder if your social life is as dead as the lyrics in "Kill Yourself (Part IV)." Honestly, I’ve seen more emotional diversity in a bowl of plain oatmeal. You’re rocking straight cringe with a side of "please, call someone." Your favorite genres are an existential crisis wrapped in shoegaze and deathstep. You seem like the kind of person who'd be at a party sitting in the corner, lamenting about life while everyone else is actually having fun. Congratulations! You've found a way to crank the sadness dial to eleven while tossing in just a sprinkle of bass drops that seem to be a last-ditch attempt to convince everyone you know how to enjoy yourself. Spoiler alert: you don’t. Listening to "Riddim" while crying? Now that’s a genre mashup I’m not sure anyone asked for. And let’s talk about those most played songs; I can practically hear your heart breaking while you scream along to "Not Even Ghosts Are This Empty" — which is ironic, given how empty your music taste is. If you ever need an intervention, just know we’re all here for you, ready to drag you to a concert that doesn’t feature someone contemplating their very existence every five minutes. But hey, at least you’re consistently sad; that’s something, right?
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