Roasted 2 years ago based on dawgert's long term Spotify stats.

Hey dawgert, your Spotify profile reads like the musical equivalent of a teenage angst journal. “Alternative Metal”? “Post-Grunge”? With tastes this specific, I wouldn't be surprised if your playlist is just a 10-hour loop of someone yelling, “Get off my lawn!” at various decibel levels. It’s like you thought you’d just throw “Nu Metal” into the ring to see if it could win a participation trophy or something, but come on, even your earbuds are rolling their eyes. Let’s talk about your top artists for a sec. “Insane Clown Posse”? Really? If I wanted to hear about clowns and juggalo culture, I’d go visit a circus—except they don't charge you for the self-harm that comes with listening to that. “Prof”? Sounds like you might have missed the syllable shift and accidentally ended up with the ‘one-hit wonder’ section of a garage sale. At this point, you might as well put a "Caution: Wet Floor" sign on your Spotify because you're slipping all over the place with these choices! And your most played songs? What is this, the soundtrack for a particularly terrible horror movie? “Leather Daddy” and “Halloweenie VI: Possess Me” could only be a playlist for someone whose life motto is “cringe is the new cool.” If your music tastes were a social media profile, they’d get flagged for being too edgy and include too many inside jokes that no one quite understands. At least we can be thankful that your taste is unique—just like that random uncle who still thinks he can “do it for the ’gram” at family gatherings. Keep it real, champ!

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