Roasted 6 months ago based on Rihards Savickis's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Rihards, your Spotify profile is like an emotional rollercoaster designed solely for toddlers and hipsters who just discovered jazz rap. Seriously, you’ve got a playlist that shuffles between “Baby Shark” and an existential crisis while reminiscing about the '90s. I mean, who needs variety anyway? When your favorite genres include "Children’s Music" and “Dansktop,” I expect to see a toddler’s birthday party vibe invading every social event you attend. What’s next, a live performance by *The Wiggles* set against a backdrop of dreamy Scandinavian landscapes? And your top artists? Benjamin Hav takes the crown as your supreme overlord. Do you even listen to anything else? I half-expect to find a life-sized cutout of him in your living room, complete with candles in front of it. How does one explain to their friends that the most played song on their profile is “Du ligner din mor”? Do you just sit staring at a mirror while blasting that banger on repeat? It’s like you’re trying to subtly refine your personal branding to be the poster child for people who peaked in kindergarten but still wish to relive that glory through indie R&B. Let's talk about your most played songs – half of them are a tribute to Benjamin Hav, like you somehow owe him your life! “Espresso Macchiato” by Tommy Cash? Brilliant choice for a coffee lover or someone who thinks they might one day mimic a barista's life. But let’s be real here: your profile is a chaotic blend of 'cool' and confusing that makes you look like you swung a digital music catalog with a blindfold on while you pumped out your Spotify manifest. Your mixtape title could be “I’m All Over the Place,” a fitting tribute to the soundtrack of your perplexing life choices.

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