Roasted 1 year ago based on michi ꒰ა ໒꒱'s long term Spotify stats.

Michi 𐙚, the only Spotify profile that looks like it was birthed out of a K-drama fever dream. With a playlist more eclectic than your average middle schooler’s idea of cool, you've managed to cram more genres into your favorites than there are members in SEVENTEEN. Seriously, with "K-Pop," "Visual Kei," "J-Pop," AND "Horrorcore" all getting airtime, it’s like you’re trying to compile the world’s saddest music festival. Half of your choices sound like they belong in a store that sells neon-colored hair dye and overpriced anime figurines. Your top artists? I see someone really took “spend all your money on concert tickets” to heart. With SEVENTEEN leading the pack, it’s clear you’re ready to devote your entire life to synchronized choreography and catchy hooks rather than, I don’t know, interpersonal skills or a stable job. And nice touch adding "Dark Trap" right next to "Bedroom Pop" — it’s the ultimate musical representation of hiding in your room while simultaneously contemplating your existence. Well, at least if you can't get the girl after blasting your emo jams, you can still cry about it. And let’s talk about those most played songs. With a tracklist that looks like it was curated by a confused algorithm at 3 AM, it’s refreshing to see someone who embraces chaos so boldly. You’ll switch from “Do I Wanna Know?” to “Cold Love” faster than you can say “I’m just misunderstood.” Honestly, with your musical taste being so all over the place, the only true vibe you’re giving off is: “I'm either deep in my feelings or just really indecisive.” But, hey, keep doing you, Michi! At this point, the world needs more people who embrace their inner musical dumpster fire.

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