Roasted 1 year ago based on Linus Romland's long term Spotify stats.

Linus Romland, the human embodiment of a midlife crisis at 22, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to an overdramatic high school goth’s diary. With a favorite genres list that looks like it was curated during a homecoming dance in the darkest corner of an abandoned cemetery, you’ve got enough "metal" in your life to rebuild a fully functional blender. I’d ask if you’re craving attention or looking for an excuse to wear more black, but clearly, the two have merged into this ‘unholy’ playlist. Your top artists, darling, scream, "I binge-watch horror movies alone on Fridays." Nomy and Blutengel? Did you download their tracks just to ensure you have suitable music for your inevitable breakup sob-fests? And let’s not ignore the fact you have more synthpop and darkwave than actual light in your life. Maybe if you spun a little of that Arena Rock, you might actually start enjoying social gatherings rather than comparing yourself to fictional characters in grim tales of despair. As for your most played songs, it’s like you’re collecting emotional baggage like Pokémon cards. "Illusion" by VNV Nation? If only that could work on your taste, because everyone over the age of 19 is definitely questioning your life choices right now. Next time you’re curating that list from your "Chasing Dark" mood, try to remember that there’s a world beyond the shadows—one where people don’t unironically blast “Sex on Fire” while wallowing in nihilism. But then again, keep it up! I look forward to your next existential crisis raved about through highly orchestrated power ballads.

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