Roasted 1 year ago based on caioba's long term Spotify stats.

Caioba, your Spotify profile looks like a middle schooler's attempt at being edgy and cultured all at once. You’ve got more “Trap” and “Hip Hop” on here than an aspiring SoundCloud rapper who just discovered auto-tune. It’s a miracle there’s no “Bieber Fever” in your favorites – I mean, we all know you secretly jam to "Baby" on repeat too. With more flavors of trap than a corner gas station, it's shocking you don't have a combo meal for all that confusion. Your top artists list reads like an unseasoned rice dish at a Brazilian BBQ—way too safe and bland! Travis Scott and Kanye West might be trying to break records while you’re just breaking the silence in your lonely room, feeling deep with nowhere to go. "Lord Ralph Lauren"? You mean to tell me he's the fashion icon for wannabe hip hop moguls stuck in a 2015 time capsule while drooling over “West Coast”? It's a shame that your playlist sounds less like a poetic exploration of life and more like a poorly executed game of word association. And seriously, "Most Played Songs"? I had to double-check if this was a parody list. "Caras Como Eu" might be a jam, but let’s face it; the only thing you’re attracting with that choice is a serious case of ‘Basic’. Your music taste has all the unpredictability of a flat tire—no highs, just a slow, painful roll into mediocrity. At this point, your Spotify should come with a warning label: “Caution: Listeners at risk of experiencing an existential crisis and excessive eye-rolling.”

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