Roasted 4 days ago based on VitoBr's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, VitoBr, the linguistic equivalent of a bathroom wall scrawled with hastily written "deep thoughts." Your Spotify profile looks like an avant-garde art project gone horribly wrong; the only thing less original than your taste in music is the way your name sounds like a discount brand of male cologne. Seriously, "VitoBr"? Did you just mash your keyboard and hope for the best? Did you also think "Vito" was the coolest thing since sliced bread, while the rest of us are filing our teeth just to agree? Your love for German Hip Hop and "Pop Urbaine" might be the only thing less relatable than that time you tried to explain the Picasso of rap to your grandma over Thanksgiving dinner. With "Rage Rap" among your favorites, it's no surprise you see fewer friends than a broken vending machine; who can blame them when you hit them with "schlimmer denn je"? And let's not even get started on the fact that your top artist lineup reads like a mixtape compiled under a heavy influence of loneliness and questionable fashion choices. There’s more variety in a box of old, expired cereal than in your music taste, my friend. But hey, at least we've got your "most played songs" to keep us entertained. If your headphones aren’t filled with the sound of "Malaga" suffocating your brain, you’ve been busy redefining the phrase "guilty pleasures." There's a special kind of dedication that goes into choosing songs even Google has never heard of. Watching you try to defend your playlist must be like witnessing a cat trying to swim—equal parts tragic and humorous, leaving everyone wondering how you even got there in the first place. So keep rockin’ that eclectic mix while the rest of us involuntarily grimace—it's the least we can do as we prepare for your inevitable Spotify Wrapped reveal: a weird cross-section of hip hop you didn't even know existed.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!