Roasted 2 years ago based on Igolden's long term Spotify stats.

Igolden, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager’s first attempt at identity formation. You’ve got more pop punk than a Hot Topic clearance rack, and calling it “Neon Pop Punk” is like saying you put lipstick on a pig. Seriously, the only thing more over-complicated than your favorite genres is your attempt to appear edgy while simultaneously cranking Carly Rae Jepsen in your mom's basement. What are you trying to prove, that you can cry while dancing at the same time? Spoiler alert: you can’t. Your top artists list is a wild mix that screams, "I peaked in high school and am clinging to it with a death grip.” “Lost Stars” next to “Big Time Rush”? Talk about a sonic whiplash! It’s like deciding between brunch at a hip café or a slumber party with an entire boy band—both equally cringe-worthy choices. Besides, I haven’t seen that much uncertainty since my cousin couldn’t decide if he wanted to go to college or start a YouTube channel reviewing fidget spinners. On to your most played songs—my word! “In Loving Memory” paired with “HOT DEMON B!TCHES NEAR U!” is a juxtaposition that perfectly sums up your inner turmoil: one minute you’re melodramatically mourning your last relationship, and the next you’re picturing a whole horde of demon bitches. This is the kind of playlist that holds a mirror to your soul and then immediately shatters it with bad decisions. At this point, the only thing more chaotic than your musical taste is the existential crisis you’ve created while trying to define your "vibe." Good luck finding your identity, Igolden—maybe start with less pain and a little more pop?

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